Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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