So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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