i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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