As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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