I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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