So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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