We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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