Well apparently he's into motor boating.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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