the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
