just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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