Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
