i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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