Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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