I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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