Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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