haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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