I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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