i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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