he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
