I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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