i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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