Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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