Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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