16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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