lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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