and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So squirting runs in the family.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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