i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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