yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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