did you get engaged???
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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