i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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