Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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