You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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