I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I am never drinking with the goths again.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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