I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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