Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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