Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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