Sponge bath it is.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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