in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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