R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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