Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
