What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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