So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
