Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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