Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.â€
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