Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it was like eating out sand paper
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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