Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Randomize
