idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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