glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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