My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
