I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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