It's Friday. Sex?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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