how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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