she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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